He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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