You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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