come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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