either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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