It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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