Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Randomize
