i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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