I wannas sexs uuuuu
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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