I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
