For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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