I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
