1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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