please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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