He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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