She's JV to your varsity
People with herpes should wear stickers.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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