i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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