I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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