I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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