Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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