I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You need Xanax blowdarts
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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