I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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