i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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