No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
how does that bad decision feel?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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