I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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