i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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