i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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