Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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