What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Let's get the cat blown out
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
