You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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