only if we run a train.
done.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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