I am puke
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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