Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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