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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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