We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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