i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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