just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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