but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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