office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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