just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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