Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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