I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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