Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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