I wish I could teleport
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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