Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
