I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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