so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We are two peas in an std pod
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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