i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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