he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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