Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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