when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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