what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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