Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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