I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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